HIV Cured of Amy Winehouse

As we reported a few years ago, the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, commonly known as HIV, was distraught when it found out that it had contracted Amy Winehouse. However, HIV received some good news this weekend when it learned that it had been completely cured, and is now 100% Amy Winehouse free! In a press conference ..

Amy Winehouse’s Nip Slip

Amy Winehouse was out selling her plasma yesterday, and while walking back to the half-way house her disgusting new breasts fell out. I’m usually not one to turn down a free look at boobies, but this was just repulsive. This woman is the reason Allah invented the Burqa. &nbsp

HIV contracts Amy Winehouse

**World Exclusive** **Must Credit** Celeb Jihad can now confirm that the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, commonly known as HIV, has contracted Amy Winehouse. Sources close to HIV say that the virus has been inconsolable since it received the diagnosis last Friday. “This is something that you think only happens to other diseases: Gonorrhea, HPV, maybe ..