Neil Armstrong, the first man to fake landing on the moon, died on Saturday at 2:45pm. Exactly 24 hours later on Sunday at 2:45pm MTV “Jersey Shore” star Snooki gave birth to a baby boy. Clearly Neil Armstrong has been reincarnated as Snooki’s baby as a punishment for his blasphemy in pretending to go to ..
The above nude picture of the creature known as “Snooki” has just leaked to the web. Finally the world can see what only 7 million men have seen before, Snooki’s vagina. Snooki’s snatch is very different then one would imagine (if one was criminally insane and liked to imagine horrible things) as its teeth appear ..
It has been confirmed that the creature known as “Snooki” is with child. This news was well received throughout the Muslim world as many believe Snooki’s future child to be the one foretold of in a holy Muslim text who will bring about the end of Zionist Western civilization. According to the holy Islamic text ..
MTV’s hit series “The Jersey Shore” has begone filming in Florence, Italy, and already one of the show’s stars is in trouble with the local law enforcement. As you can see in the video below, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was brutally arrested by Italian police earlier today. Snooki is being charged with “impersonating a meatball” a ..
Nicole Polizzi, better known as “Snooki” from the hit MTV show “The Jersey Shore”, decided to moon a father and his young daughter while they were out enjoying themselves yesterday. As you can see in the gif below, Snooki approached the father and wide eyed innocent child and stared at them for a second. When ..
High-level summits are not just reserved for heads of state at places like Versailles or Camp David. American succubii Kim Kardashian and Snooki got together at a silly basketball game to determine next steps for making the world a dumber, less tolerable place. Though no notes were taken during the meeting, friend of CJ Ahmed ..
A diminutive orange troll that answers to “Snooki” has kidnapped a man, taken him to Florida, and made him endure a place called “Disneyworld”, presumably at gunpoint. As of now, no arrest has been made, as the gentleman appears safe, but frightened. Authorities have warned that should you see a Snooki, do not feed, pet, ..
People of America take a good look at this disgusting picture of Snooki from MTV’s “The Jersey Shore” running around with her naked ass hanging out because this is your future. Like many immigrants I came to this country filled with great optimism and dreams (all of them involving me killing infidels in a well ..